Fluffy Black and White Stinky Kitty

Today I discovered that a stinky kitty with long black and white hair was living under the shed in the backyard. Rufus wouldn't have anything to do with this kitty and insisted it wasn't even a kitty at all. I barked at the kitty to let him know I saw him and then tried to help him out by digging large holes under the shed. He clearly didn't want my help because he kept spraying me with this deliciously stinky stuff and continued to hide. I realized (too late) that getting stinky might mean Holly would give me a bath. How fair is that? I didn't even get to go to the beach! To hide the smell from the humans I decided it would be best to first rub it off on the human's bed, then the guest dog bed, then my bed, and finally Rufus's bed when he wasn't looking. Too bad there wasn't a basket of clothes nearby or I would have hit that too.