Yesterday Bucky and Holly woke up really early and put on their stinky clothes and funny shoes. This is always a mystery to Rufus and I because we don’t know where they go or why they come back all sweaty. Lately they’ve been taking us with them in the car, which is great, but now we can’t bark like fools in the early morning hours until they return. So yesterday, they loaded us in the car, drove a few blocks and left us alone in the car to go who knows where. After returning all stinky and sweaty I noticed that something was wrong, terribly wrong!
Bucky was covered in the scent of another dog. Another female pit bull if I’m not mistaken! I ran my nose all over him in disbelief as he tried to shoo me away. I licked his neck and arms to be sure, but there was no mistaking the scent of another dog. The two-timing doggy parents! They leave poor Rufus and I alone for EVER only to go somewhere and work up a sweat frolicking with other dogs! Rufus and I are in agreement that what this calls for is a massive pooping operation in the backyard followed by the destruction and redistribution of anything in the wastebaskets. Now I must go nap to conserve my strength.
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